Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... ....no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight .... One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more the Success, the more the Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking... I Gave Up Reading .
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions..
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother!
Lol, I love grin-worthy things. And copy-and-paste from my mail to my blog. XD
I give my life and my company, but they just keep demanding more...
New in this section: 'Bowling with Bilbo'
I'll keep a look out....
Damn, these fireworks reek....
Yeah, cheated out of breathing...
The pool man is gonna freak
Translation: 'Parking on bicyclists ALLOWED at any time'
We really never know what kind...
Got too many kids?
I told gramps to use protection...
Falling should be done with care...
And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...
I think it was that 'screw you' comment...
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