I think as long as I'm not in college, I won't have anything interesting to blog about... I can't blog funnily or anything that might get me shoved into jail so I guess anyone will have to be content with what they can.

Today felt like the first day I ate a burger... Oh, the sheer bliss of the spicy chicken mcdeluxe, fries and Coca-cola... sniff...

A fish died due to my switching on and off of the water filter till the motor 'kong'ed and left the fish gasping for air overnight a faulty motor. It ended in a silent replacement compared to the old, noisy 3-4 year motor and a new fish. Total money spent: RM 90. The fish that died was huge and in a pet shop, it would have cost RM 138... Money well spent?

I always have a short term memory whenever I want to blog... sigh...








If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
...then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want
...then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
...then buy a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
...then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
.
.
.
.
.
.

...then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?






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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND
When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?





--
It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.







> Do you know why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names?
>
> Anne Chang
> (Mandarin)-Dirty
>
> Anne Chin
> (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
>
> Faye Chen
> (Mandarin) - Dusty
>
> Carl Cheng
> (Hokkien) - Buttock
>
> Monica Cheng
> (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
>
> Lucy Leow
> (Hokkien) - You are dead
>
> Jane Tan
> (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
>
> Suzie Leow
> (Hokkien) - Lost till death
>
> Henry Mah
> (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
>
> Corrine Tai
> (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
>
> Paul Chan
> (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
>
> Nelson Tan
> (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
>
> Leslie Tong
> (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
>
> Carmen Teng
> (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
>
> Connie Mah
> (Cantonese) - Call your mother
>
> Danny See
> (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
>
> Rosie Teng
> (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
>
> Pete Tsai
> (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
>
> Macy Koh
> (Cantonese) - Never die before






First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention......






LOL... I got all of them from emails... And if your name is one of the above, I'm really sorry but I have no intention and I DID get it from mail... XD