HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
this is just for fun k?? and i got it from my cousin..... :P
now back to blogging...
sooooo long i have not touched this keyboard.... for 2 weeks!!!! how many people can stand NOT blogging???
it's a blessing i am blogging now.... no wonder all my readers have disappeared.... hahaha... my slow updates and blogging....sigh....
lets see...
college life in a day thingy was last monday.... (how long ago was THAT???!!!)
woke up early at 6 am and got ready but guess what time my bro and i got out of the house??? 7.15am.... hahaha..... my mom told us the day before yesterday which was last sunday, to get out of the house at 6.50am cuz there would be traffic jam and we were glued to the tellie and said "yes ma" without hammering that statement in our heads!!! so we went out... tried to call for a cab but the cab company said that there was no cab.... and mind you, where we're staying, there are sooooo few cabs about.... then, another guy came out and started waiting for a cab too!!! WHA??? oh no!!!
will he get the cab??
or will we get the cab??
then, the smart guy started walking further in front so that he can get the cab first.... WHA.... U LIDET AH!!!! but weirdly enough, a cab came 15 minutes later (now it's 7.30am and we have to be in taylors by 8.45am) and we hailed it.... well, seems that the guy let us get the cab.... or maybe he thought that there was someone in it..... anyway, we asked the cabbie whether he will go to subang jaya taylors college, he said yes.... then, when we started moving, he asked us "YOU TAU MACAM MANA NAK PERGI SANA AH??" i looked at my brother blankly and said "ERM.... SIKIT-SIKIT LA".....
it started to rain... the cabbie asked me "GUNA HIGHWAY AH??"..... i just said "YA.."..... but in my mind i only remember how to go to taylors college when i'm nearing there.... haha.... lousy sense of direction.... especially when i'm supposed to get my license this year but have to wait it out for my brother.... i asked the uncle "ABANG, KAT SINI BOLEH PERGI SUBANG JAYA KAH??" then, he said "YALAH YALAH"...... then....... we got stuck in a TRAFFIC JAM!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and.... it was raining.... sigh... thank god the cab's a/c was working otherwise we could have been cooked ducks.... then, deepaa called and asked me where i was and whether i'm going on that day and whether i reached or not and whet............. and i answered all her questions.... and said... i'm on the highway..... then she said ok and hung up..... then..... i smsed her and asked her to HELP me because i don't know the way there.... then, she called me back and told me that when i reached subang jaya and think that i'm nearing the college, i should call her.... i said ok and hung up....
then, ze yen called me and asked whether i was coming or not.... then i said yes.... then she asked me whether my brother was coming or not and whether we were both taking the same program and wheth......... then i said yes, yes, yes.......... then she asked me to be with her and leave my bro with jia min and asked me to make sure i was in sc1.......................... (in my mind i was wondering what the heck was she saying) but i agreed nonetheless and told myself that i'll find out what that was about as soon as we get to taylors.... (if we ever made it in time for the registration by 8.45am....... the cabbie was listening to light and easy for the traffic thingy and was trying to drive fast....... he did a few traffic offenses, one of them was driving in the emergency lane... hahaha..... but it was to reach our destination what.......
then, i recognized a few landmarks (i hope i did not mistake these 'familiar' landmarks) and was satisfied that we were going in the correct direction...... it was still raining or rather drizzling when he asked me at the roundabout near taylors "KAT MANA??" .....my brain trying to figure out where the heck were we and said "ERM.... I THINK KAT SANA.... BELOK SINI...." then, i frantically punched in deepaa's number and called her.... she passed the phone to a lady who thank god had a good sense of direction although she might have been struggling to understand the statements thrown at her poor ear.... i was practically panicking, afraid that we might have to walk to the college if we couldn't afford the taxi bill..... i told her about signboards and advertisements (how can someone memorize all the advertisements in the area anyway) and thankfully she told me where to go.... haha.... i was now directing the taxi driver, turn here.... turn there.... no no... here..... ya ya..... yes.... no.... belok sini...... ya...... hahaha..... sudah sampai.... (i sound like a ranting person) and asked the cabbie to stop.... i asked him how much.... then you know what he asked me???
he asked me.... "BERAPA YOU MAU BAYAR???" i was like WHA??? you aren't gonna use your meter??? then, i 'bundarkan' the number on the taxi meter which costed 30cents extra and paid the cabbie RM 22 ....... so damn expensive just to get here??? blardy..... i can buy like dozen bags and shoes at petaling street (although i don't know how much one costs..... i'm guessing......) i called ze yen and she came out and took me into the hall after registering and all...... then i understood what she meant by sc1 and sc2..... there were a lot of science students so they had to split us into groups and surprisingly.... only jia min, ze yen, my bro and i were from science stream from our school in the SAM program.... the art stream were only amin and his 'ahem' "BOYFRIEND"...... rahman.... hahaha....i was with ze yen and jia min was with my bro..... jia min protested like crazy and wanted me... haha.... i didn't know jia min, how much you.......
ahem..... so ze yen and i went hand in hand (not really)... and went to the chem class... then, a lady came in and tried to persuade some students to go to a maths class....
so ze yen was like "you want to go ah"
me: anything la.
zy: you go where, i go where.
me: no la.... it's ok la... you want to go it's ok wan....
zy: never mind lah... i go alone woh.... never mind la..
me: you like maths ah??
zy: ok ok la....
me: how good is your bio (for the next class after chem is bio)
zy: not good wan la (typical answer for this cute girl)
me: you want to go or not??
zy: up to you la...
me:but my maths quite ok and i like bio although it's not good...
zy: then, never mind la....
me: aiya... let's go la...
zy: you sure ah?
me: (laughing) yala...
what a weird conversation just to go for a class... lol... in college some more.... it was quite ok, the maths class... we learnt how to use the graphic calculator and sooo many cool functions.... can play games, can share stuff with another person who has a graphic calculator and a connecting wire, can draw pictures....... soooo many things..... but we just learnt how to draw graphs...
then, we went to the computer lab in the library....
zy: i think i want to go toilet la...
me: (looks at zy) haha... i go with you la
(amin and rahman sitting next to ze yen oblivious to the conversation going on)
zy: you sure can ah?? must ask permission wan or not??
me: (looking at her and thinking that the same thing will happen like the choosing between the maths class and the chem class, and thinking that she really needed to go to the toilet and that she wouldn't be able to 'tahan' any longer) no need wan la i think... lets go....
we went out of the library and she asked me whether i knew where it was and i told her i did... after all, i did come here before and the toilet won't run away right??? right?? of course...
then, we went back into the library and went past this metal rotating door ( i don't know what it's called) then the lady guard asked us to tap our card... i said that we were not college students and were here for the program.... then she said oh and told us to go to the computer room at the end of the library....
i laughed with ze yen as we ran back thinking that we looked old enough to be college students although we were just a few months left from graduating from secondary....
the lady was talking soooo softly.... and it was over... she took us touring the library.... and amin was clowning about with ze yen... trying to bully her and rahman... hahaha....
then.... ze yen and i were taken to join back our chem class that we missed as they had a 2nd repeat class and guess who we met there???!!! my bro and jia min!!! haha
[ok... the above post was supposed to be connected to the below post and posted yesterday at 12 midnight-ish but since there was a power cut, i had to save it into notepad... thank god laptops run on battery power otherwise i would have screamed after typing such a long entry and the below post is entered today]
then, after some teaching by a teacher who looks, dresses and talks almost similar to CIKGU SIMON in kasturi, we went to the chem lab to do experiments!!! so fun man... we did some colour separating experiment with smarties and petrol liquid and spinach juice and some other liquid that i forgot...
went to a nearby eatery for lunch and we were given RM 5 to spend!!! sooo cool...
ze yen and i waited for jia min to get back from the toilet before buying food.... we waited..... and waited..... and the college dudes and dudetts told us that we were going to be late if we didn't hurry...... and still we waited.....
nola..... we didn't wait that long.... but we were in such a rush that we had no time to think straight and just bought some food from the nearest store... the guy at the counter typed in something else but we paid him the correct amount... then, when he came to deliver the food, he asked us for RM 1 extra because we didn't pay him.... but we were kind of blur to realize that and we were hungry and didn't want to keep others waiting, so we just complied....
when we were going out of the food court, we saw another shop that sold almost similar food for HALF THE PRICE!!!!!!! like WHAT THE HE............super kena cheat man.... >:( some more we waited sooo long.... and other people were watching us eat... haha...
blardy...... anyway, we only realized it after we left and i'm still keeping the receipt..... so, jia min or ze yen, anytime...... girls, anytime... (you know what i mean)
oh well, we went back to the college and ze yen and i went to the web, their computer lab facility area.... i thought we would be able to go online and do our stuff, but instead, they made us go to their websites and explore it...... i guess i just went there for the air cond.... haha... cuz it was kinda hot weather and it was raining.... (does it make sense??)
then, we went for a recap of the SAM program and it was still raining....
when it finished, bro and i had to get a cab home and the cabbie got confused with the other colleges that were there.... but he managed to come....
and, his a/c broke down...... thank god i brought my............ PANDA FAN..... (although my bro says it's pandafan because it's pronounced stuck together).. i was fanning furiously at the back seat and the cabbie just wound down the windows.... haha....
guess how much it costed to get back here?? even with the call charges added.... it was only RM 20..... and i did not call the 1st cab in the morning remember???
lousy....
all in all.....
taylors looks like sri garden...... look at the wall paint..... same colour scheme... sigh...now for another interesting event in my dull two weeks....
i went to klcc with euu min, eeu jin and my bro to watch movie!!!
it was on last wednesday.... (haha.... that was a long time ago too)... at first we said we will meet at the cinema at 3pm (boon couldn't make it and ze yen had already watched pirates) so, my bro and i were supposed to go early to get the tickets as we tried booking them, but it didn't work (some one please give me the cinema's sms number..... i tried the calling one but it didn't work)... my bro was like "come on che, watch another episode of lost first before we go...."
that time it was already 1-ish and i haven't washed the dishes yet.... so i said that after we clear up and shower, then when we have time, we will watch....
and we did....
but that made us late....
we managed to hail a cab at 2.15pm...
the cabbie was telling us how a passenger before us had paid him RM 100 for a trip worth RM 3.90 and wanted his change back.... hahahah....
when we arrived at the cinema.... i couldn't believe the line.... it was soooo damn long..... the queue went right outside the cinema..... (slap)...... we waited in line.... watching the screen.... the pirates times were blinking red and a few were yellow!!!
then, the time that we wanted to watch got red.... my bro and i waited in line for about 30 minutes and it was only halfway through the queue...
euu min called and tried to locate us in the mass of people...
she always wears something sexy on the inside and a jacket on the outside... haha
i asked her, "so how??? the movie all red woh..."
she tried to book blades of glory....
my bro was waiting in line with that look on his face... haha
when i looked up at the screen, the 3.30 pm movie for blades of glory blinked yellow!!!! i hurriedly told my bro to buy those tickets...
and the seating we got was just nice....
not too far behind or at a neck breaking seat where you had to stare up at the screen....
so, we lepak-lepak a while
euu min bought the popcorn and drinks and we went in....
the first people to go in... haha....
they were eating their popcorn even before anything was on the screen...
then, the movie trailers came and there was this horror trailer....
there was something under the blanket on a bed and a lady went to check it out...
all of a sudden, the screen went blank with the scary music still playing and a few girls behind us shouted...
haha.... some guys laughed at them....
then, the trailer continued... bla bla bla....
the movie was soooo damn funny.... i would have given it a 10 out of a 10.... but i have to give it an 8.....
you know why??
SPOILERS AHEAD..... don't read if you don't want to know and if you haven't watched the movie yet....1 point i took away because there was this scene where the guy skater cut off his partners head in a video clip showing chaz and jimmy how to do the IRON LOTUS move.... one minute she was skating and in the air.... the next thing, she was on her knees and her head fell off onto the ice.... they even closed up on her face and her partner holding her head!!!! yucks!!!!
another point i deduct was because the siblings who got arrested at the end of the movie started to kiss each other.... that was gross....
but the movie still got and 8 out of 10 rating from me....
the part where chaz sang 'my humps' while exercising was so funny.... then jimmy said that they are not going to skate to that kind of music and he didn't even know what it means.... chaz said that neither did he and nobody knows what it means... he said that it just sounds "provocative".... lol...
that movie is worth watching....
i guess we didn't see pirates after all.....
it is seriously damn funny.... i still can't stop laughing....
that's all for last week.... i'll blog about this week soon... i hope, cuz this entry is kind of long....
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